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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.
Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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Glow up

A life long process were one strives to improve their life and/or appearance over time
"wow she's really had a glow up sense high school!"
by elliejoy225 April 23, 2023
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Glow up snob

A person who has a glow up (transformation or massive improvement to outward appearance, usually by learning how to dress or do makeup/hair) and suddenly thinks they are better than everyone else, even people they were friends with. This attitude can last from a short period as they become used to their newfound beauty to YEARS after their transformation. Due to this abrupt change in attitude and personality, the person usually cuts off the friends they now consider lower than them and seeks out connections with people they judge to be on or only slightly below their new, elevated level.

Not specific to gender, but much more common in girls/women. Can occur at any age, however it is most common in teens to early twenties, as changes in puberty can play a major role.

Also note: if the transformation is from "normal" or mainstream to a more vintage style, the glow up snob can also become a vintage bitch.
Person A: "Awww look at this picture! Joy was so little and cute back then!"
Person B: "Back then, sure. Too bad she grew up to be a glow up snob. She's just a jerk now."
by Venandi Daemonium January 25, 2022
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gamer glow

when they look so particularly sexy when nothing but the light from their pc monitor is on them
I was staring at him on facetime and realized he got that gamer glow fr
by TrueTeal January 6, 2023
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