Urban Dictionary

A place where perverts can masturbate.

I'm so high, let's go on Urban Dictionary.

by JustARandomUser August 12, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Why the heck did you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?

I was too bored so I searched up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by an idiot October 1, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A once interesting website turned hateful and stupid.

Idiot:Bi Sexual are nothing but, sad confused whore blah,blah,blah. Me: Who says? Idiot:Urban Dictionary

by uglyhater February 24, 2012

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019