wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie November 3, 2006

Stranger Things

Something that is amazing, but no matter where I go people won't show up about it.

Bill " Hey Jim! How was your day? "
Jim " Have you seen Stranger Things? It's good. '
Bill " I'm going to shove my arm down my throat and pull out my stomach. "

by MoistyWaters December 31, 2017

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

dick things

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

by sparta45 May 29, 2012

Fresh thing

A gorgeous young girl who has not been overly exposed to sexual experiences and has garnered no reputation but is most likely going bad and become a slutbitch,,

Guy 1: Do you know her?
Guy 2: Yea shes a lovely fresh thing.

by miguel manuel sanchez June 12, 2011

camp thing

When a boy and girl decide to like each other at camp, but the relationship SHOULD END after camp is over. Don't try to do long distance, I promise it won't work. Camp things are meant to fall apart. If you are absolutely in love with each other and swear that you're soulmates, maybe one day you'll be brought back together. (and if you meet at camp YOU MUST get married there) you have to.

Friend 1: So Annika do you think you and Will N will last after camp?
Annika: No, it was just a camp thing

by bentleyfrost April 8, 2020

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016