swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

Taylor Swift

She's kinda goddess who fell from the sky, the voice of the year, don't even know why she was surpassed by that b*tch of Kim K

-Man, I love that song. Can't get it out of my head
-It's Taylor Swift man
-what have i missed all these years....

by taaaaaaaaaaaaylor-swiiiiiiift September 23, 2019

Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe

Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!

by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014

swift wristy

to wank a penis vigourasly

she wanked my cock at the speed of light.Swift wristy a?

by gurner 101 February 10, 2010

Taylor Swift

the music industry

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.

by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021

Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019