Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

Swedish Doggo

Swedish Doggo say Börk

I called my swedish Doggo a gud boi and he do the börk

by Rawrhamam October 10, 2017

swedish fall

a dance move where u fall down and try to catch urself. when someones says it u fall down rite then and there. Mainly happens at the end of a whole dance routine

Josh: yo Swedish fall Carl!!

(Carl falls down immediately and catches himself)

by i w e a r n o p a n t s June 10, 2010

Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.

Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night

by Boyledstones November 29, 2011

swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.

Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!

by Dareel1 April 10, 2020

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014