Shannon Brown

Synonymous to FML, Fuck My Life and Fail

Origin: Shannon Brown's dunks in the 2010 NBA Dunk Contest

- "Did you watch the NBA Contest?"
- "Yeah. Shannon Brown..."

- "I just stepped in my dog's piss after I picked up his crap. Shannon Brown."

by Phil PhanG February 13, 2010

shannon basham

A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.

I just saw a Shannon Basham she was teaching and seemed pretty groovy.

by Kyle Merkel December 10, 2013

Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.

Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?

by DamnitDale November 6, 2020

jamie shannon

a very lanky, dark-haired, smelly boy. he only has one lanky ginger friend and he looks like ET. he cant sing and he has no social life because he has no friends and his best friend has left him for his girlfriend. he commits bestiality multiple times with his dog.

Jamie Shannon is such a smelly boy.

by lemonshakers554 May 22, 2018

The Shannon Effect

The act of causing injury just by liking a professional player or drafting them on their fantasy team.

I drafted Lamar Jackson but worried about the Shannon Effect

by SFitch September 4, 2021

sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you. A flame that can only be cooled by his Touch. An Arousal of every part of your being. The anticipations Of his touch brings on a sense of Uninhibited intimidation and passion. Visceral craving that can only be fed by sexy Shannon

That man is definitely a sexy Shannon.

by NinaMe January 8, 2022

SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020