Mileage Merchant

A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.

John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 27, 2009

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

Tea Merchant

That one friend in the group who always has the latest gossip.

"Emily is such a tea merchant"

by Katie77733 June 07, 2025

Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022

Merchant

One who deals, reals and steals hoes.

“ Hahaha, That kid is a merchant; always playing those poor girls”

by Liam Chain July 28, 2024

Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it

Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant

by ibalsmamicdog July 28, 2023