Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.

Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!

by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022

Cap Merchant

Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.

Me: you online tonight?

Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm

*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!

by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022

Dunk Merchant

Someone who can only dunk. Can't do anything else, JUST DUNK.

Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles

Guy 1 : Bro Roman Is such a dunk Merchant, bro can only dunk

Guy 2 : Ong bro such a wack player

by yoMeelo September 6, 2022

Polish Merchant

When you get your daughter to forge documents in your own name to claim dole while you remain back in Poland while she lives in Ireland

To define Polish Merchant
Oh I could do with more money from Ireland even though I'm living in Polish. I'll get my daughter to pretent I live there....I'm so smart....

by DirtyPolishPerson September 7, 2022

Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022

Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.

Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.

by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022

certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.

The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.

by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022