Super Mario

A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted

Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"

Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!

Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"

by F0REVER UNREAL March 14, 2011

Spicy Mario

Sex move that was derived from Fire-Flower Mario from "Super Mario Brothers". One gets some type of spice residue (tobasco, pepper, etc) on their finger and finger-bangs a female to "fire" her up.

Ryan performed the Spicy Mario on his girlfriend and watched her jump around screaming.

by snakebiter October 6, 2009

Super Mario

When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.

I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.

I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.

by My real name is Al! July 29, 2010

Cat mario

That really annoying ass game that's a rip off of Super Mario Bros. Also known as "Syobon Action!".

Cat Mario hates me.

by Beckychu October 13, 2010

Super Mario

The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.

Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.

"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."

"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."

by Artifishalfish January 11, 2007

Mario Palm

The skin abrasion acquired when one chooses to partake in any of the Mario Party Games offered for N64 which require rapid friction between the joystick and the users palm; usually in a circular motion.

This can can also appear as a blister, and often painfully peels away over the following days.

"Woah, why is your hand all bandaged up?"

"Mario Palm. The Tug-O-War had me going bat shit crazy."

by cakeoh January 7, 2012

super mario

An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.

Super Mario came by last night and now I'm sore! That fucker can lay some pipe!

by Ryan Eaves May 6, 2006