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Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time
Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
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Jacob

a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner
omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday
by ponyboy11134 November 11, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.
Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"
by Eric Peatter December 11, 2018
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Jacob

He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.
Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!
by VSCOGIRLSKSK February 6, 2020
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Jacobic

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.
SHIT DUDE, look at Jacobic, he's fucking amazing man!
by Jaco722 August 27, 2013
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Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.
Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!
by He likes bees February 18, 2020
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jacob

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.
"Mark is gay"~jacob
by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018
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