Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.

Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?

by Bob2332 April 27, 2009

Cabinet Gnome

Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Volume Gnomes

The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.

I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.

by markvw59 September 26, 2012

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012

throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.

Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.

by Derange-O October 5, 2013

Poison Gnome

Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.

Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"

by Seanlene January 18, 2010