Yo my nigga i got that chronic de la chronic. hit me up if your looking to chief. peace out my nigga.
by Max the wise January 11, 2009

when there is a severe chronic shortage, ie when a truck full of herb is stopped and anybody who could chop a peice is bunning their personal stash instead of selling it
by gggaaaaa September 19, 2006

1. "Are you a chronic smoker? Keen for a grill?"
2. "That old mate is a chronic smoker, wake and bake everyday."
2. "That old mate is a chronic smoker, wake and bake everyday."
by Diego September 5, 2003

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."
Person 2: "Damn right."
by goldengrahms August 20, 2022

The chronic cane is a plastic candy cane that has been precisely engineered to allow one to toke from it.
by ChroncCane December 18, 2007

An extreme high by marijuana. Or a large pipe or smoking utensil to inhale marijuana. Or any exageration used to explain marijuana.
by 420kid May 5, 2010
