Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a man lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis position directly above his face, in order to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizzler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 19, 2015

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022

vanilla ice

if u like vanilla ice, u will pay the price.

eW THATS ICE ICE BABY. BRISUS CLEAN MY SOUL FROM VANILLA ICE PLEASE.

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

vanilla mexican

A white person that has grown up with Mexican culture

Im not Mexican, but I'm a vanilla Mexican

by Ayyyyeeeeeee August 26, 2017

Vanilla Blues

The sense of sadness felt when you like someone, however they're vanilla and you're freaky kinky.

These vanilla boys are giving me the vanilla blues..

by NoiziCat October 2, 2015