jake

a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.

Man, i really wish i knew a jake!

by richgurl224 July 30, 2015

jake

Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.

Hi Jake!

by Horses r my life June 4, 2017

Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

by Palpamine November 15, 2018

A Jake

Pulling a Jake is when you shoot the shot ball or the 8 ball in a hole on accident when playing pool (8ball)

Dammit I pulled a Jake, you won!

by Mr Dicc May 18, 2019

Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

by Telitubby June 12, 2018

Jake

He Bussin' Bussin'. He got da biggest cock 'round and 'ain't afraid to slap ya wit' it. He cumin' all day and nigh'. He truly is a worthy one to be called Daddy.

Seen Jake? He Bussin' Bussin'

by Bussin' Bussin' May 19, 2021

Jakes

U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.

"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."

by Master Andrew October 27, 2018