Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018

Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.

I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.

by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018

cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!

Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!

by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010

Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.

I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........

by DaHolmes February 9, 2023

mountain cow

A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.

That big mountain cow ate my phone.

by Bob is always right November 22, 2016

cow technique

When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.

This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.

by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022

brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)

i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!

by lacy. November 2, 2010