Testastrogen

The combination of the male and female excaulive horomones. Only found in hermaphrodites and pill form.

Lets go buy some testastrogen pills and get fucked up!!

by Kat November 15, 2003

TEATARD

someone who, when making a cuppa tea removes the teabag before adding milk.

that cuppa had better not have been made the TEATARD way???

This tea taste like a TEATARD made it.

by macks83 January 13, 2012

tentakels

Variant spelling and pronunciation of "tentacles" based on some obscure Icelandic language (see tentakelporr, tentakel beast, Yggdrasil Proteus).

1. Used to note that the tentacles in question are doing fucked-up shit (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn't do anything. This is done both so that casual observers won't be able to tell what you're talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won't overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become Brondonized.
2. MCC Anime Club's favorite thing in the whole world.
3. My current Nemesis (although I am still have been without an Arch-Nemesis since 2003)

Dumbass A: I don't know how anyone could get off to hentai! It's frikkin tentacles!

Dumbass B: I know, it's disgusting!

Otaku Jackass: Tentacles?! Did someone say tentacles!? Here's some tentacles *shows Dumbasses Sailor Moon tentakelporr*

Dumbasses: Noooooooooooooo!!1111one *vomit*


Me: Why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the Earth?! Do I look like a Japanese schoolgirl?! *doesn't look like Japanese schoolgirl*

Zach: *shudders* I don't know. I don't know why the porn shop I work at carries shit with tentakels either.

*Otaku Jackass walks by engrossed in Sailor Moon pr0n*

*Zach smacks Otaku Jackass upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his Sailor Moon pr0n into a nearby volcano*

Otaku Jackass: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one *jumps into volcano after Sailor Moon pr0n*

Everyone: Hooray!

FIN

by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004

testaburger

1. South Park charactor Wendy's last name.
2. What you get when you piss off a sadomachoist lesbain (your balls on a bun).
3. A great alternate name for a hamburger.

1. My name is Wendy Testaburger.
2. I called Sarah a cunt, so she gave me a testaburger.
3. Let's go cook us some testaburgers!

by Comrade 47 February 29, 2008

Tesah

A person that can altimently Roast any and every person she or he comes into contact with.
A quick thinker, able to respond quickly and accuretly.

say, you said close your legs tesah! She might come back with a "i'll close my legs when your mama does." And this will leave you thinking how did she think of that that quickly.

by A roast master June 6, 2011

tentationtism

A retard who listens to xxxtentation to much then jumps off a building thinking that they’re cool

He has tentationtism

by Toryj62 May 10, 2018

Tentacle

A long, thin and flexible appendage used as arms and feelers. Also found in hentai.

Damn, I love tentacle hentai....

by Oppais March 30, 2020