Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

Tennesse Hot Stick

When one is engaging in anal intercourse with a woman and chewing tabacco at the same time (naturally) and then one pulls out, spits chew on their shaft and head, and then re-inserts. Thus resulting in a spicy sensation.

Yo bro, did you hear that chick screaming last night? I totally gave her a Tennesse Hot Stick. Hell, rectum? Damn near killed em.

by The Hot Stickies July 16, 2009

Tennessee Gravel

When the ground is so covered with shells ejected from firearms, there is more brass than dirt.

Johnny slipped and fell at the shooting range due to the cylindrical and slick properties of the Tennessee Gravel that covered much of the ground.

by Chosen_1 October 4, 2012

Tender Thigh

Alot Like Soft leg, but more tender

Theres a lot of tender thigh over at the bar down the street

by Mug-z November 29, 2012

tender

Talking about acts of kindness, compassion or precious moments.

Referring to people who are quite muscular.

“Checkout Thomas giving TJ red roses for her birthday & to ask her to prom. So tender.”

“OOOh he’s so tender. I love those muscles.”

by teejaybeauts March 6, 2015

Tender Nibblets

The condition characterized by hyper-sensitivity to the human male nipples.
Usually caused by overstimulation during chronic masterbation.
Treatment: petroleum jelly and adhesive bandages.
Prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal time to masterbating other people.

"I had to take my shirt off at Walmart because my tender nibblets started to bleed though my shirt. I'm glad I wasn't the only one!"

by Third Eye Brown April 19, 2015

tennessee jerk

When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..

man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...

by puddin cream January 24, 2016