porno tongue

theatrical, passionate use of the tongue

If he gives that ice cream any more porno tongue...

by SnapeKilledDumbles September 28, 2005

tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat

So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?

by Dalby May 8, 2009

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

tongue dumpster

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.

Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.

by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012

tongue punch the dark star

To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.

In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.

by SomeDirtyGuy February 26, 2015

tegnut

A small dried nugget of poo (or mixture of poo and underwear fluff) that is sometimes found clinging to the hair around the anus.

Mate, I didn't wipe my arse properly this morning and I've just pulled out the biggest Tegnut.

by craigfish November 25, 2015

tongue tango

Making Out

I definitely know him from somewhere, maybe I tongue tango'ed with him at the bar.

by Nattyice January 26, 2017