Teddy fresh 

A clothing brand made by Ethan and Hila Klein (H3H3). It has bright colors and mostly simps wear it and think it’ll make them edgy and get them pussy but they just look dumb.

Person 1: “dude he has Teddy Fresh on”
Person 2: “what’s a simp he really thinks he looks cool in that”
Person 3: “omg he looks like a queer”

Teddy fresh by BigDictBoi December 27, 2019

teddy bear 

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.

I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.

teddy bear by Calypso_freestyle March 27, 2009

Teddy <3 

New York queer, who play cs, and photoshops people.

You're such a fucking Teddy <3

Teddy <3 by Mistress V January 15, 2009

teddy bear 

a vagina, prefurably one with some pubes

"i cuddled with her teddy bear all nite long"

teddy bear by [Po$$e]Flanle September 30, 2005

teddy beare

really good person really soft huggable most likely fat a good friend but nothing more you love them to death but you would not ever fuck this person or even go out with them.

you are my best friend you are just teddy beare.

teddy beare by ken winger October 2, 2006

Teddy Tear 

A Teddy Tear is a slight gash in a condom in which cum can seep through. Most usually occurs when fucking a girls brains out. Going Slow and Steady Eddy can reduce the chances of a Teddy Tear happening.

Have fun but watch out for a Teddy Tear.

Teddy Tear by Shankapotomis August 9, 2010

Teddy Bear Friendzone 

This version of the friend zone is just what it sounds like, meaning that a girl (Preferably) is friends with a guy to the point where she only cuddles and tell feelings occasionally but never protrudes the question to engage in sexual intercourse or an intense make-out session.

The Strong Majority of females Teddy Bear Friendzone guys because they want to be able to touch something while they talk about their parents than the wall or a blank Tv.

Teddy Bear Friendzone by Grumpy Gril'la November 20, 2017