tubing

the act of beating off in a tube sock and leaving it under your roommates pillow

Dude, did you go tubing last night?!

HELL YEAH! you sould have seen Matts face when he woke up in a pile of jizz!

by pandaguy April 15, 2011

Tobina

(n)
The new 'Bex'
Can be said at any time, but is most commonly used if someone fails at something or gets completely pwned.

It's sweeping the nation!

Caitlin: *falls in horse shit*
Ted: "Tobina!"
Random Bystander: "It's sweeping the nation!"

by TedistheBestlikeTobina June 28, 2011

How Long You Been Teain

As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!

Adam how long u been teain?

by Jesse R May 27, 2004

Tebone

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

by GSBJim January 15, 2012

teinowitz

thoughts voiced with an annoying whine

His complaint was very teinowitz

by wino of wrigleyville May 5, 2006

tubing

Where a group of people look at Youtube video together at a party.

Hey, we were tubing at this party last night and saw this awesome video.

by byesdi October 1, 2010

Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012