Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.
by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009
John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."
by agave.syrup April 12, 2015
Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.
What was that sound?
I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.
Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.
Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
by GPayte April 19, 2011
According to comedian Jim Norton, this is the act of shoving the bulk of someone's foot into your mouth and licking their toes, which results in the individual doing so making a turkey sound. A more extreme form of shrimping.
by ChiliConQueso October 18, 2011
When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe January 31, 2011
Sean: "Dude, have you started smoking yet?"
Jeff: "No, but I'll do it soon."
Sean: "Come on, man! You said you'd do it by Thanksgiving and it's past New Year's now."
Jeff: "It's just too hard doing it hot turkey! Maybe I should start chewing Nicorette gum first."
Turk #1: "Have you switched from hot turkey to cold turkey sandwiches yet? It's almost summer here in Turkey and it's getting too hot for hot turkey."
Turk #2: "Yeah, I just quit hot turkey cold turkey in cold Turkey and now I'm starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold Turkey."
Turk #1: "Right on."
Jeff: "No, but I'll do it soon."
Sean: "Come on, man! You said you'd do it by Thanksgiving and it's past New Year's now."
Jeff: "It's just too hard doing it hot turkey! Maybe I should start chewing Nicorette gum first."
Turk #1: "Have you switched from hot turkey to cold turkey sandwiches yet? It's almost summer here in Turkey and it's getting too hot for hot turkey."
Turk #2: "Yeah, I just quit hot turkey cold turkey in cold Turkey and now I'm starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold Turkey."
Turk #1: "Right on."
by Nicholas D March 17, 2009
A turkey special is a sexual act in which a man selects a particularly fat girl, and then proceeds to have sex with one of her neck rolls.
by papi loco April 13, 2006