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I was Born on a Tuesday

A phrase used to announce the person talking is about to go way beyond oversharing, normally used to a sign to the person listening to tell the talker to shut up!
(other days are also valid, but Tuesday is the most likely to be used)
"I can't believe we're going to see my sister that lives in another town ... she got married two years ago and now she's having a baby .... I'm really looking forward to see my nephew ... I was Born on a Tuesday ....:
"dude, buddy! why you're talking to me like I had a stroke?"
by Pistis September 4, 2017
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pick me up on tuesday

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.
My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.
by angustus March 17, 2008
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Tuesday

A day of celebration where 100% straight men can partake in any homosexual activity and not feel any remorse or sense of gayness. It takes place EVERY Tuesday of every week regardless of any holidays it might fall on.
Dude I cant believe it's only Wednesday! That means I have to wait another 6 days for my favorite day, Tuesday.
by TuesdayGuy May 10, 2011
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tuesday pinata

the act of being the worst skater in a skateboarding group, this person must write TP on their deck.
out of all his friends he was so bad at skating he had to write TP (Tuesday Pinata) on his skateboard deck.
by Jimmy, Maria January 18, 2009
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Tuesday Evening

The sexual act of spitting into the lover's mouth after an evening's meal.

Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.
Me and my wife gave each other a Tuesday Evening after we had Chinese Fast food.

Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.
by HobGoblin65 October 24, 2011
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Tuesday Hangover

When you party so hard over the weekend that you are still hungover on tuesday morning.
Look how hard that guy is going over there. You just know he is going to have that Tuesday hangover.
by asdfghjklym September 14, 2014
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