While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Get the Torpedo Loadedmug. While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.
Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.
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Get the Torpedo of Truthmug.