Dirty Tomatoe

When you insert your penis into a women who has her period. You pull out your penis then insert it in her mouth.

That bitch sucked a dirty tomatoe

by phizal my nizzal August 20, 2011

86 the tomatoes

to throw out rotten tomatoes etc.

Customer: Can I get the value menu?

Sales Person: You want the value menu? Ok.."removes the pickles, throws out the lettuce, 86 the tomatoes". here it is sir!

Customer: WTF are you doing?!

Sales Person: I'm giving you our value menu. (smiles) :)

by Crankstarz April 28, 2010

beef tomato

A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.

"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

tomato face

describes someone whos face turns the colour of a tomato when he/she is struggling or is in pain

Ben is a tomato face!!!

by meedagee October 21, 2003

tomatoe salad

When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up

After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.

by Randizzal October 7, 2006

Pink Tomato

Slang term for a fully aroused swollen clitoris, especially one that is
pink and larger than average. In this state, female
arousal and clitoral sensativity are at absolute highs;
the desire for its stimulation by hand, tongue or
implement is unparalleled.

"He had her so hot, she SCREAMED for him to devour her Pink Tomato!"

by Meezen January 9, 2009

macaroni and tomatoes

A true Southern delicacy. Macaroni and tomatoes consists of elbow pasta, home-canned tomatoes and a good amount of vegetable shortening if made properly. It is generally seasoned with salt, and served with cornbread. Salmon patties can be served as a side.

I can't wait to go back home, my grandmother made macaroni and tomatoes.

by Jasonmisseshiskitty October 20, 2008