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Dirty Tomatoe

When you insert your penis into a women who has her period. You pull out your penis then insert it in her mouth.
by phizal my nizzal August 20, 2011
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86 the tomatoes

Customer: Can I get the value menu?

Sales Person: You want the value menu? Ok.."removes the pickles, throws out the lettuce, 86 the tomatoes". here it is sir!

Customer: WTF are you doing?!

Sales Person: I'm giving you our value menu. (smiles) :)
by Crankstarz April 28, 2010
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beef tomato

A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.
"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."
by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014
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tomato face

describes someone whos face turns the colour of a tomato when he/she is struggling or is in pain
Ben is a tomato face!!!
by meedagee October 21, 2003
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macaroni and tomatoes

A true Southern delicacy. Macaroni and tomatoes consists of elbow pasta, home-canned tomatoes and a good amount of vegetable shortening if made properly. It is generally seasoned with salt, and served with cornbread. Salmon patties can be served as a side.
I can't wait to go back home, my grandmother made macaroni and tomatoes.
by Jasonmisseshiskitty October 20, 2008
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tomato sandwich

Marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.
Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?

Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.
by Rabid Frog August 5, 2009
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road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.
"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.
by Matt August 25, 2003
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