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STOCKFACE SYNDROME

When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.
"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."
by Whas August 26, 2017
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Murdoch Syndrome

Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"

"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
by KeithRocks31 May 24, 2018
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players syndrome

When a guy is on the verge of going out with a a girl, but he has one or several other girls he plans to hook up with first and doesn't want tp ruin his chances by making one girl his girlfriend.
A: "Man Kelly's really pushing me to ask her out, but I want to hook up with Heather and Ashley first"

B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.
by C_Dizzle October 19, 2006
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Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
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Tayer's Syndrome

A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
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Larissa Syndrome

Being ridiculously sexy and sweet without any effort. A girl with Larissa syndrome is unaware of her condition. Having this condition may cause many men to approach her.
Guy 1: Damn! you see that girl with Larissa Syndrome?
Guy 2: Hell yeah definitely wifey material.
by fghjkdbnn April 1, 2009
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Forts Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
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