Thigh gravy

The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.

Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.

Man 2: How do you mean?

Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

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Sad Thighs

Sad thighs noun, coined by linguist Katherine Demény: thighs that are sad and depressed due to lack of asmr in the german language

Katie told she would get sad thighs if she didn’t receive German asmr

by KatieIsFlat February 7, 2023

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Thigh fold

The area of a person's thigh where the skin folds and sweat accumulates. If not kept clean the area will become stinky and will need to be cleaned with soap and water.

Obese Wife: Honey ...I need you to clean my thigh fold again.

Husband: Yes dear!!!
Obese Wife: It's starting to itch again.
Husband: Kill me now!!!

by JoeyBomm May 2, 2023

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thigh candy

Worn by southern men, shorts that are 3-5 inches above the knee. Usually shorts are in some sort of color.

Damn girl, did you see Mike's thigh candy today? That is hotttttt!!

by SouthernKate July 9, 2017

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thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

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