Physical Therapy

When you jerk off and cry simultaneously, often used to get over a girl but can be used in any situation where you might be in emotional pain

"Elena dumped me last night man, I need some good physical therapy"

by gyro_elongated March 24, 2020

Black powder therapy

Feeling frustrated? Shoot some guns! You'll feel better before you know it.

I need some black powder therapy.

by Andrealovely December 10, 2016

Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy

A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.

"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

that boy needs therapy

A phrase that works well as an intensifier, good or bad.

Man, that chick has a great ass. That boy needs therapy.

by Fred February 26, 2004

time therapy

a generally accepted view that time will help people overcome all kinds of sorrows, anxieties, tensions and other adverse conditions.

Time is a great healer. Any woe gets healed over time. Let's have faith in time therapy.

by uttam maharjan May 29, 2010

disco therapy

Swinging your dick around sporadically to disco music while your balls have been tempered to reflect light like a disco ball.

Only do this when you are depressed or angry. If done outside of these parameters it could result in large amounts of losing friends and getting shunned.

Me: "Dude I'm so depressed at the moment."
Friend: "Bro, just go perform disco therapy. Actually "don't" or I won't be your friend anymore.

by Admastvia March 14, 2014