Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.
"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."
"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
by Dbl N April 28, 2019
Get the Christian Standard Timemug. Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.
"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.
by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023
Get the Derek Standard Timemug. (AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
by Krico April 26, 2010
Get the Asshole Standard Timemug. Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
by Don Jewett March 5, 2004
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Get the standard porno milfmug. by yarr February 17, 2006
Get the Standard Speed Testmug. The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.
Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
by TitanFan March 2, 2011
Get the Valentine's day standardmug.