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Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"
"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."
by mynameispurple September 25, 2019
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Worst Girlfriend

she is the worst girlfriend she got drunk and decided to kiss on other dudes
by Xbox fhd August 17, 2023
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embracing for the worst

Kissing cousin to the term, "I'm bracing for the worst", this term refers to when Person A is about to go through what may likely be "Hell in a handbasket", and so Person B is holding him close 'n' tight to reassure him and encourage him to not feel quite so distressed or afraid.
Young mother who's soothingly cradling a slight-figured blonde-pigtailed toddler on her knee in a doctor's waiting room: My little one's gonna have blood-work done for the first time, and so I'm embracing for the worst --- she's insanely petrified of needles, exactly like her Mama when I was her age. So not only will my holding her super-tight help her to feel safer and comforted while the syringe is being used, but it will also keep her terrified little body rock-steady in spite of her fears, and so the procedure can go off as quickly, cleanly, and painlessly as possible.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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the worst emoji

This is my least favorite emoji, it is terrible. Sure, it may look cool, but there is no reason for it to exist. It is called, and I quote, "diamond _shape_with_a_dot_inside". The fact that it doesn't even have a specific name other than a literal description of what the shape is is evidence that it means nothing, and therefore, has no reason to exist. This emoji is a true representation of the frivolity of mankind and it's desire to represent fake symbols, objects, and ideologies. This emoji singlehandedly proves that the person in charge of making these worthless symbols is utterly blind to the normal human method of communication, as no one on earth would use such a silly and meaningless symbol as this in daily conversation.
by vih-vee-awh-nuh April 24, 2024
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worst setter in existence

by ballclingerstretcher9000 September 11, 2023
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Worst

by Lordofthewords July 13, 2016
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worst president

Guy 1: Who's the worst president?
Guy 2: James Buchanan!
Guy 3: Donald Trump!
Me: Fuck knows.
by 7568ino December 2, 2023
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