When someone puts a paper bag of burning human feces on the doorstep of a female’s residence that has performed sexual actions with another man while in a romantic relationship with another person.
by Strawtoes June 22, 2018

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.
by Nice Try October 1, 2018

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

A hole in the exterior wall of a home that is tucked behind something on the interior side, such as a cabinet . The hole allows for evil spirits and/or wolf spiders and such to live among us, but to remain unseen and with unrestricted passage.
It’s actually a good thing...if your home is now or ever was haunted by spirits and/or wolf spiders/bats/centipedes etc, all of which ultimately make their way back to where they were bred to breed themselves.
You don’t want to find a Witch Hole in your house, but if you do, cover it back up and act like you never saw it.
It’s actually a good thing...if your home is now or ever was haunted by spirits and/or wolf spiders/bats/centipedes etc, all of which ultimately make their way back to where they were bred to breed themselves.
You don’t want to find a Witch Hole in your house, but if you do, cover it back up and act like you never saw it.
Kalle has the cutest house and she really loved it until she found a Witch Hole behind the refrigerator. It actually explains a lot of weird things that happened there. So, now she looking to sell, obviously.
by cplpeterson March 12, 2021

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.
Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.
by ethenog July 25, 2017

When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.
Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.
Friend: What does this this girl have?
Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
Friend: What does this this girl have?
Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
by birdgirlrocks January 4, 2018

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, unruly eyebrows, moles on their face, long sunken-in faces, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean, evil, and scares people away
Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude
Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude
by TarotReader August 12, 2023
