When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.
Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.
by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019
Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022
lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018
Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
by come_at_me_bros May 08, 2021
Ejactulate
by Hithere! July 16, 2015
A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.
Only the most intelligent people use this word!
Only the most intelligent people use this word!
by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022
Let me mayonnaise hole you.
by prettybadwtf October 04, 2022