juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

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juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft

A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”

by juicy tender February 28, 2022

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Juicy Oozer

A diseased vagina

Ugh! You went down on that 'juicy oozer'?!
std, clap, gnarsty

More than two 'o's indicates lack of treatment.
Ooooooooozer!

by Doctor House! May 10, 2010

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Juicy hug

Another word for shower sex

Aye babe how about we save some water and you can give me a juicy hug

by Jargo bangs January 26, 2020

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juicy jace

A juicy jace is an extremely rad dude. Not only does he get MAD b*tches, he looks extremely hot. He usually makes lots of money, and always buys his friends food/drinks because he’s not only attractive, but also kind. No matter what, you want a Juicy Jace in your life.

Person 1: Hey did a super gobsmackingly hot ass-ed person just walk by? My gorilla grip coochie cooter just went taunt.
Person 2: Yeah that’s just what a Juicy Jace will do to you.

by margeybeebearbaebar November 24, 2021

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