Texas Nightmare

During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare

Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"

by Cheif Ace Rick February 26, 2012

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texas beltbuckle

when your nutsac is hanging out of the top of your pants.

hey, check out my texas beltbuckle!

by dizdood March 23, 2004

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Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler

Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.

by Dr.Wats November 09, 2010

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Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door

Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now

by Lokig November 05, 2018

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Texas Winter

What citizens of lesser states (and those located farther North) know as a cold front.

**Weatherman on TV** .......and the forecast for the week of December 15-22 is mostly high 80's and low 90's and then we're seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the North, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we're expecting the weather to be hitting low 50's by the end of the week. You don't want to be left out in the cold in a harsh Texas winter like this. Now for some more breaking news....................

by Linuibar November 21, 2009

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