Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd September 25, 2008

Birth Tax

Well defined as birthday treat.

Happy Birthday Dude, When will u pay ur birth tax?

by snehasish February 12, 2009

ghetto tax

Exploitation of poor people and minorities in the form of price markups on goods and services. For example, higher rates for insurance, usury in loan rates, and "vending machine" level prices from the corner store.

Andrew Young's pro Wal-mart statements were criticized because of the racial element, but he was simply and correctly talking about one form of the "ghetto tax".

by Thin Guy August 19, 2006

rack tax

when a chick has a large rack, but she also has a fat gut and/or ass. the fatness is the taxation on the good rack.

she's got big tits, shame about the rack tax though.

by st3v3 November 2, 2006

Mik tax

When mik always says “adrian tax” we use this tax on him to cancel it

Mik: *inserts “adrian tax”
Us: *inserts “mik tax”

by Get @me March 22, 2021

carbon tax

What politicians believe is the only viable solution to climate change just so they can charge more tax.

That guest on CNN said carbon tax is the only solution to climate change? Give me a break.

by carbonator December 11, 2017

surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014