Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.
Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."
by oberd August 02, 2008
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Birth Tax

Happy Birthday Dude, When will u pay ur birth tax?
by snehasish February 12, 2009
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ghetto tax

Exploitation of poor people and minorities in the form of price markups on goods and services. For example, higher rates for insurance, usury in loan rates, and "vending machine" level prices from the corner store.
Andrew Young's pro Wal-mart statements were criticized because of the racial element, but he was simply and correctly talking about one form of the "ghetto tax".
by Thin Guy August 19, 2006
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rack tax

when a chick has a large rack, but she also has a fat gut and/or ass. the fatness is the taxation on the good rack.
she's got big tits, shame about the rack tax though.
by st3v3 November 02, 2006
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sugar tax

A pile of shit the UK government introduced in April 2018 in order to force aspartame and sucralose down our throats, due to their cheaper production than sugar it's convenient for companies to make, convenient for the government to promote the artificial sweeteners and most importantly to fool the nation into buying it (suppliers in small stores seem to sometimes drop regular drinks due to the tax shit, so it works)
Sugar tax is made to benefit capitalism and maximise profit and fuck over the people.
by electrocirno May 19, 2019
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Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 02, 2012
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Meme Tax

/mēm taks/ A compulsory contribution of cultural elements such as humorous images, videos, or text, which are submitted to the given individual’s internet group or page which they are a part of.

Meme Tax is particularly prominent in shitposting groups to ensure a steady flow of content as well as expectation relief and hierarchical contrast for the Meme Lords posting high-quality original content. Any member with an outstanding Meme Tax balance is a Lurker until their debt has been paid in full.
"The newest member of the _____posting group has not paid their Meme Tax and has no legal claim to an opinion."
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