taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.

1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013

taint wagon

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.

Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!

by totesmehgotes February 8, 2015

taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 11, 2006

Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.

Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?

by DavidFourFingers March 12, 2010

taint meat

the part between the pussy and ass

if the taint is brown dont go down!

by joe crackhead July 27, 2003

taint stain

a stain left in the underwear from (sweaty balls )or vagina, not to be confused with a skid mark

joe thought he left a skid mark in his drawers but it definitely was a taint stain

by masterstainer August 20, 2008

taint punch

Taint Punch- When your friend is bending over tieing his shoe or something and you uppercut him in his taint. Not very painfull but the look on the vicitim'a face is priceless. I have had it done to me and its very shocking.

When bob was picking up his keys I gave him a taint punch I think I stoped his heart for a second.

by taint man May 13, 2005