Shlongin

when a male has a huge cock

Bro, my boyfriend has such a huge dick. He’s shlongin.

by hec.will112 April 17, 2022

Shlong

A penis of great width and height. Normally heard from a black man or a kid that has strict parents.

"Tommy, thats a huge shlong!"

by -Lightz September 10, 2022

Shlonpoofa

A shlonpoofa is the code name for a penis.

Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie saw many shlonpoofas today.

by Fatoosie May 8, 2023

beauty salon

brothel

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)

by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

Poop Salon

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021