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Bum swiped

A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play
My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on
by Low-fat milk April 13, 2018
mugGet the Bum swipedmug.

Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up
That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.
by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010
mugGet the Terd Swipemug.

Swipe Me Harder

Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”

Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”

Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”

Not:

Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
by isoskepsis September 9, 2025
mugGet the Swipe Me Hardermug.

chub swipe

To rub one's semi erect penis (chub or chubby) against someone
Hey! Bro, don't chub swipe me!
by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021
mugGet the chub swipemug.

bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
mugGet the bum swipemug.

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.
I matched with her during swipe and wipe.
by Eric PH November 7, 2020
mugGet the Swipe and wipemug.

meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area
You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you
by Meat swiper August 15, 2017
mugGet the meat swipemug.

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