1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.
2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.
2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.
Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009

The act of a scrubby baseball player;who swings at every pitch, gets lucky and hits the ball on the sweet spot on the bat, the ball goes far and the player's face becomes awestruck.
When the scrub came to bat in the bottom of the ninth-inning, the opposition was happy since he was 0-4 for the game and he was batting a buck with change for the season. With a 0-2 count the pitcher throws him a curveball low and away the batter swings, he practically comes out of his shoes, and the ball finds the sweetspot of the bat and it travel over the fence for a walk-off home-run. Distraught after what just happened the only thing the losing team could say was "that was a BITCH-SWING.
by MC Jackson April 10, 2013

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.
"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"
by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015

by HeroHandy May 18, 2019

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

When seated on a swing, the fat that hangs out over the swings seat originating from the thighs and butt.
by Needle Nose March 17, 2009
