PornHub Swimming Shorts

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them

Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb

by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016

built-in swimming-trunks

A.k.a. thighs --- a guy can temporarily hide his "junk" by tucking it back behind him and then pressing his thighs together, so that he is at least a little more "decent" if he's unexpectedly "caught in the buff".

A gal doesn't really have much of anything particularly "obvious" to hide "down there", so she wouldn't need built-in swimming-trunks; now, if only she had something "up top" to hide da "baby-feeders" in an emergency... I guess her arms and hands can sometimes adequately suffice, although that is usually only effective if she's fairly "small" in the "girly" department.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

white girl simping

When a female, usually a Caucasian female, comments on another females Instagram post right after she posts in the hopes that she will comment on her post to try and bulk up her comment section.

Girl 1: omg did you see how many comments Sarah got on her last post?!
Girl 2: yeah she was white girl simping

Girl 1: makes sense

by Mikeock42069 May 6, 2020

Swimming

An activity that is done as a survival technique, not a sport.

Jim: Lacrosse sucks!
Tommy: Swimming is not a sport!

by Tommymahman July 30, 2017

Simping

Taking it up the ass from a cat boi

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening

by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020