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sergei

A guy who is emotionally manipulative and always plays the victim card. he looks like a siberian husky and most likely has blonde , hair blue eyes probably has an awful cut. doesn't get a lot of girls.
Guy: I am breaking up with you !!
Girl: :( that's so hurtful..
Guy: I AM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME ITS ALL MY FAULT
Girl: stfu u are such a Sergei.
by mrbigballzsauc October 1, 2021
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Serguey Switch

When Serguey switches his argument in the middle of a sentence.
Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"
by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009
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sergeant arse-fuck

have a guess
Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?
by jonny rotten pants June 28, 2009
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Sergio

A douchebag desguised as a perfect guy.

He's confident and extremely religious but has the worst pick in girls.
If you find a Sergio, run as far as you can, away from him.
Trust me, you don't want to get involved in his shit.
Girl: Woah! That guy is so sexy and talented! I heard his name is Sergio.
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's a fucking mistake waiting to happen.
by neilstyles June 2, 2013
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Sergeant Johnson

The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: VIVA LA SERGEANT JOHNSON!
by Twitchy4360 July 20, 2011
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Sergio

Sergio: Musician
He is overall a very talented guy who has a passion for music. His choice of music is powerful because he listens to the true meaning of the lyrics. At first, you will become really good friends with him. He's likable, he's funny, brown beautiful eyes with a gorgeous smile. He loves cats too.

But, he's like an animal trap, he lowers u in at first, them he traps you, and he lets you go all broken and shit
You will fall in love with a Sergio because of who he is. You know his darkest secrets that no one else does. Sadly, you will know him better than his own parents and siblings. Ull fall in love with him, he will fall in love with you. He will caress you with his beautiful words only to leave you at the end. He never actually loved you he's just playing games. ND he will go on with his life,chasing a girl who doesn't notice him, while you go back to your existence.
Once you think you screwed up ur friendship, you can't go back to normal ever again.
All they want is sex
They are slaves to it
I fell in love with Sergio while he fell asleep thinking about a girl who doesn't notice him.
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stow-serge

stow-serge has eleven nipples.
by bitemestow-serge February 17, 2005
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