phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.

"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.

by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015

gym surfing

The practice of abusing free trials at various gyms to prevent paying for a membership.

I'm only in town for a couple weeks but I gotta work out bro. I'm gonna try gym surfing so I don't have to pay.

by meathead20 September 7, 2013

Clutch Surfing

The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...

The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...

Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people

by mightymidgetman May 6, 2011

Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.

Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.

by Captain Otto September 1, 2013

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 16, 2012

surf hangover

When you've surfed so good and hard that you don't have any energy the next day - even for your girlfriend.

Man, the waves were so good yesterday that I have a surf hangover today and can't see you tonight.

by keladavi May 18, 2014