San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.

I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.

by MysticOgre March 6, 2021

Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.

Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away

by russian cat. June 28, 2023

Tijuana Sundae

(Verb) When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman, "doggy style". Then right as you're about to get-off, you take a drop of Tapatio (it has to be Tapatio, hence the name 'Tijuana')on your thumb & rub it on her rear-end. As it starts to burn, hang on tight. Next, take a can of whipped cream, stick it in her rear-end & fill her up with whipped cream to stop the burn. That's your Sundae.

Andrew was really mad at his girlfriend last night and so while they were getting it on, he gave her a 'Tijuana Sundae.' She's walking around today like it's still burns.

by Pickles Thompson September 23, 2020

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

A Wimbledon Sundae

When you insert strawberrys and pump squirty cream into your partners anus then consuming it as they push it out.

Dude my wife served me A Wimbledon Sundae last night and it was lush

by Sackers89 May 9, 2025

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016

Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundae

A group sexual act involving at least two woman. One participate fingers one woman's vagina until it is red and raw(the strawberry ice cream). Then someone takes a diarrhea filled corn (the chocolate or caramel sauce and chopped nuts) on said vag, then another participant ejaculates (the whipped cream) on the vag and the other woman menstruates on top(the cherry).

Rachel promised her boyfriend a foursome but she's on her period and he ate some bad leftover Chipotle. So he suggested instead on cancelling they can all make an "Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundae."

by itsfuntotrynewthings May 23, 2019