Hormonal Support 

The kind of support friends give eachother when there hormones are acting up

Sally my best friend gave me hormonal support by sucking my cock, its chill were still best friends!

Hormonal Support by biscuitlover October 24, 2011

hydroponics support 

A hydroponics support system is any support system that holds up a hydroponic unit.

When a hydroponics system needs a support, the hydroponics support holds it in place. It can be one level, or stacked on top of each other.

hydroponics support by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013

gravponics support hook 

A support hook on a gravponics system is called a gravponics support hook

When talking about a support hook on a gravponics system. There is only one word to describe it. It is called a gravponics support hook. It is a hook on a gravponics system that supports the gravponics system. Youre a moron if you reject this definition. Dont be a moron.

gravponics support hook by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Boner Support

Some form of information that helps a boner form.

Boyfriend: Hey babe I could use some boner support while your away for 2months.
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .

Boner Support by IvyPoe April 15, 2016

Looming Support Syndrome 

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

Looming Support Syndrome by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016

family support 

A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.

Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!

family support by QuacksO January 2, 2017

Life Support 

When your charger can't keep up with your phone.

"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."

Life Support by Splanks February 10, 2017