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dick stuck in a toaster 

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I was stuck at Zbt 

Sorry I didn’t pick up Thursday night, I was stuck at zbt

balls are stuck in the chimney 

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.
Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

Shower Stuck 

Prolonging your shower because it is freezing outside and the shower water is warm
"Why were you late to history class today, Eric?"

"I got shower stuck for five
minutes dude."