Different strikes

When you can't kiss both sides of your lovers face.

Hey I heard your batting average just hit 2.3! Different strikes for different reichts!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

Racing Stripes

The trenches dug from a right toothy blowjob.

His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.

by CaptainZelch March 24, 2019

Neon Stripes

Neon stripes is a youtuber that makes gach life memes and makes vlogs, weird but awesome, AKA ice orca, flaming halk, and Origonaly robin goodrich, friends with ninjaian2011

Have you herd of Neon stripes?, Yeah he is the best youtuber!

by Unknown user 78686 October 8, 2020

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

Tiger Stripes

During cunnalingus a guy pulls the tampon out by the string and shakes his head side to side leaving bloody stripes across his face.

A guy went down on me when I was on my period and had a tampon in. He was so animalistic, he pulled it out with his teeth and shook his head back and forth, leaving tiger stripes on his face.

by LuckyJoe777 April 16, 2021

peanut stripes

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can

Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist

by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021

Mr.stripes

Mr.stripes is most funniest cutest boy on earth if you have a mr.stripes keep him your lucky

Sheesh look at that mr.stripes

by Mr.stripes September 10, 2021