stelzer

The hottest man alive. Gimme som' a' dat'

1) Holy shit Stelzer is sexy.

by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ December 14, 2004

Pittsburgh Steelers

Super Bowl XL Champions! The Steelers were established as the Pittsburgh Pirates (like the baseball team) in 1933 by Art Rooney. Rooney invested his winning from amateur boxing and betting on horse racing into what would became the league's most legendary team. Changing their name to Steelers in 1941, the team struggled mightily for most of the their first 40 years of existance, despite having some hall of fame players like John Henry Johnson and Bobby Layne. Everything turned around in 1972. Pittsburgh shocked everyone by making the playoffs, but they appered to be destined to an early exit, trailing 7-6 to the Raiders with time running out. But a miracle happened. Hall of fame quarterback Terry Bradshaw threw an errant pass. Runningback Frenchy Fuqua collided with Raiders' cornerback Jack Tatum, the ball bounced up, and landed in the hands of hall of fame runningback Franco Harris. Touchdown. The Immaculate Reception was born. The winning ways would continue with 8 straight playoff berths and 4 Super Bowl championships- Super Bowls IX, X, XIII, and XIV belonged to Pittsburgh. The 1970s teams are considered perhaps the greatest in history with hall of famers like Bradshaw, Harris, receivers John Stallworth and Lynn Swann, defensiveback Mel Blount, linebackers Jack Lambert and Jack Ham, among others. Were up and down in the 1980s with 4 playoff berths, but turned it around when Bill Cowher became coach in 1992, ratling off 6 straight playoff berths, but unfortunatly losing the Super Bowl in 1995. Have made the playoffs 4 times in the last 5 years. Last season, they embarked on an incredible run, winning Super Bowl XL after winning 3 straight road playoff games. This gave young quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, Cowher, and legendary runningback Jerome Bettis their first titles. Pittsburgh's 5 Super Bowls have tied San Francisco and Dallas for the most all time. The Steelers are known for having amazing fans, who often travel to watch their team's road games.

"And in his hometown of Detroit, Jerome Bettis gets to celebrate. There's going to be a party on the streets of Pittsburgh tonight, as the Pittsburgh Steelers have won Super XL for their 5th title!"

by Sports Info July 3, 2006

steelered

One who has been abused, battered, beaten up, punched or physically assaulted. Being physically abused, battered, beaten up or assaulted by a Pittsburgh Steelers football player, employee or a fan of the team. A domestic violence victim by a Steelers football player, employee or fan. To have been domestically abused by a partner/ spouse or former partner / spouse.

Person: What happened to your eye and face?
Person (usually a female): My boyfriend / husband and I got into an argument last night and he steelered me.

Cedrick Wilson was arrested, charged with assault and released by the Pittsburgh Steelers football team after he steelered his ex-girlfriend in a bar.

by JOHN100001 March 20, 2008

Stellarvision

Stellarvision- what are considered by most to be the best programmes on TV.

*phone rings*

"yello?"

"yo, dude wassup!!!"

"nuthin much just watching NCIS."

"nice choice."

"well you know me man, i only watch stellarvision."

by punch!uation October 22, 2009

Stuller

Somebody capable of drinking any amount of any alcohol at any temperature (both drink and air)

a: This glass of beer is terrible.
b: Stuller would drink it.

by Deceneace January 2, 2011

Pittsburgh Steelers

One of the few teams that commissioner Roger Goodell "kisses ass" for. They always get their own way, and find a way to "scrumble" into post season by cheating and paying their way to get there. Most of Steelers fanbase consists of African Americans who think they know sports, and other variety of thugs.

The Steelers also are a team full of criminals. Thats why they play in a dump town anyways... Might as well throw Casey Anthony in the mix.

Guy 1: Hey who is your favorite team in football?
Guy 2: I like the Pittsburgh Steelers
Guy 1: Wow you really are a piece of shit.

by chronicmasturbation July 9, 2011

Steeler Babe

A Steeler Babe is any female that is a Pittsburgh Steeler fan.
Steeler Babes are all around the world. you can identify a Steeler Babe by the way she parties all the time and how hott she is. She looks extremly hot in anything black and gold.
A Steeler Babe can out class any other NFL female fan.
A Steeler Babe loves to show her colors (black & gold).
she is the sweetest girl in the world, but if you get on her bad side. your no longer a friends to her. Steeler Babes are the most gorgeous in the world.

"I was at the bar the other night and i seen all these girls dancing and partying all night, i found out they were steeler babes"
"Some chick refused to go out with me monday night and i realized the steelers were on monday night football and she was getting together with other steeler babes to watch the game"
"I stopped at my neighbor house , only to find she was in nothing but a big yellow terrible towel, it was then i realized she was a steeler babe"

" i went to the steeler/ bengals game in cincy and heard these girl cheering the loudest in the whole stadium, only to find out they were steeler babes"

by Timmy C. "The Steeler Babe Dude" October 7, 2006