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Breaking the Seal

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Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
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Baldie's Steak Night

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Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010
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Dr. Steel established The Army of Toy Soldiers in the year 2004. Since then, the “army of fun” has grown to span the globe, embracing all people regardless of age or gender.

It is in Dr. Steel’s vision that The Toy Soldiers have empowered people through play. He has taught that creativity is not a trifle activity but an integral part of existence.

He also spreads the word of his Utopian Playland plans for the world, through fantastic music, videos and other creative and fun ways.
Person 1: I hate life. All work and no play.

Person 2: thats no way to live! I live according to Dr. Steel's philosophy!

or something like that. ^_^
by Toy Seargeant Archimedes August 20, 2010
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Steak and BJ Day

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A holiday for men that falls on March 14.

The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.
Jill: Remember when you spoiled me on Valentine's Day and made me feel special?

Jack: Yes.

Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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Brotherhood of Steel

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A group of badassess who like to shoot people with lazers and build giant robots. They wear power armor, an armor so powerful you have to be trained to use it. Also see Fallout.
That Brotherhood of Steel Paladin totally kicked my ass for no reason. He said I deserved it.
by bosPALADIN December 18, 2008
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Gravy SEAL

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A gravy SEAL is a person either belonging to a militia group or has an unhealthy obsession with the military, guns, and anti-government views, but was never actually in the military due to either being grossly out of shape, mentally unfit, or just too dumb to function. Years of dead end jobs and poor diet have made white, middle aged men very upset. Some express that anger through squeezing into a paintball vest that sits just above their beer gut, and sit in the woods to shoot beer cans and talk about how they'll protect THE GREAT US of A from the evil hippies that love ISIS, hate Jesus, and probably have satanic rituals to sacrifice kids they keep held in a DC pizza shop.

Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns.

Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns.
Ex: I was going to eat lunch at Chapman park, but apparently the gravy SEALs have been deployed there for some rally.

Ex: Those guys are so spineless. They stamp and holler and threaten to send in their gravy SEALs, but then decide to cancel and whimper about it being unsafe.
by Tali37 April 23, 2018
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Caress of steel

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The most kickass musically defining album ever
"OMG guys did you hear the songs off caress of steel?"

"Yeah man, they kick ass"
by lolwutRUSH July 4, 2009
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