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Starbucks Habitue

This type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of Starbucks. This type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate Starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. The look of these people almost always consists of eyeglasses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.
Clem: hey wanna go get a drop from Starbucks?

John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.
by Clem Jonas January 22, 2014
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Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!
The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning
by sackfucker November 8, 2010
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Starbucks Frap

A white female with a north face jacket, leggings and ugg boots on.
Shaquna: "Look at that Starbucks FRAP over there"
*Innocent little Becky walking past"
by Unicorn_Shits November 7, 2015
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mamma starbucks

1) Friend of all friends. Picks you up when you're down.

2) Bad ass knitter
"I drank too much"
"Mamma Starbucks will save you"
by Finchasaurus January 23, 2014
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Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022
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starbucks bae

Someone you always go to Starbucks with when you are together
Someone you always go to Starbucks with.

You are my Starbucks bae
by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016
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Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.
by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011
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