Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts

Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.

A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

starbucks bae

Someone you always go to Starbucks with when you are together

Someone you always go to Starbucks with.

You are my Starbucks bae

by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016

Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).

After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011

Starbucks Point

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)

She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.

by Kari Tracy October 18, 2008

noah starbuck

Noah is a little faggot, he is the twink of gays and loves taking dick in his ass.

Look its Noah starbuck...what a little fag

by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 5, 2019

starbucks mom

White girl with a string of African American boyfriends that has multiple children by all different men.
Children known as Caramel Macchiatos (biracial)

That Starbucks Mom is hussling those Caramel Macchiatos.

by Pringlescash November 9, 2020